models=stupidity

so dude i was totally watching America's Next Top Model before i went to work today.

wow where do i start?!

so this show is where "most awesomest" is considered correct grammar, and the biggest threat being thrown around is "touch me one more time i'll sue you!"

but by far the best today was the girl who one day will be "completely blind."

These dudettes totally had to model down a runway in a dark club or something. The blind chick said she was worried because she is legally blind during the day and "pretty much" totally blind at night. She wanted a sneak peak at the runway in fear of biffing it i guess. They wouldn't let her though because that would be like totally not fair to the other chicks. So she's like tweaking out right? but finally chills out when she gets out there and WOAH! Thank Goodness! ... There's glitter on the runway!!!

wow... since when does glitter help you see better? i don't stinkin know! i was thinking maybe you can see because of the random lights shining on the runway... but hey it makes more sense that the glitter would help her see right!?
So yeah needless to say ... she wasn't even the one to fall.
Some dumb chick named Brittany or something (no family reference here) totally tripped over nothing of course and biffed it. And she totally couldn't believe it! she LOVES runway and her worst nightmare is falling on the runway!
and i thought OH-MY-GOOSHY-GOODNESS! That's like totally my worst nightmare too!!!
............................................... did i mention i'm kind of sarcastic???


p.s._ babette ate oatmeal

~Gilmore Girls