I'm Back... Again.

Ok yea...


I'm back. Try to stop jumping for joy.
I figured I just need somewhere to share things about my life and the oh so fascinating lives around me. So as you read this, try to pretend like you care and I'll pretend like I can see you pretending to care. I mean isn't that how this blogging stuff works?


Ok so...

I got a job at McDonalds today. And before you ask, yes i did look into other cults but this one payed. So Tuesday is the big day. The day I start a new chapter in my life. It shall be exciting... I mean who doesn't love grease soaking into their pores as little children puke on plastic balls that just so happen to be impossible to clean.And don't forget your fire-breathing manager yelling at you for doing something you're pretty sure she asked you to do in the first place, and of course the annoying old people who smell like coffee, tobacco, and soap all mixed together that should go back to school and learn that the 't' in fillet is silent.
Yes, I know what awaits me at this torture chamber. But this grease-bucket doesn't know what I have to bring to the table! Yes people, I will dominate the Sparta McDonalds at a very small price of $6 an hour. Trust me, they'll be thanking me.


So besides basketball, McDonalds shall be my new life. Hey it was either McDonalds or Scrubway... And frankly, I still have some doubt that the dude with the funny glasses and tripped out smile used to fit in those huge pants WHICH he brings like everywhere.


So yea I'll try to keep ya'll posted on this blog thingy.


_ p.s. when life gives you lemons... first make sure there is enough to make lemonade.