tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23285612910079830462024-02-08T04:39:09.520-08:00It's A GiftJessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2328561291007983046.post-80656705846209954222008-09-14T06:49:00.000-07:002008-09-14T07:01:56.668-07:00FALL!!!<span style="color:#000000;">well seeing as its pretty much looking pretty fallish outside i thought i'd totally post a fallish post!!!<br /><br />Ahh, wonderful fall. Its gets super chilly outside which i dont fully enjoy when i have to wake up at 4:30 on saturdays and work, when all the other NORMAL people in the world are sleeping. Anyways, yea super chilly!!! But then one word comes to mind and i am eternally grateful...<br /><br />Hibbing.<br /><br />So of course , my mother has put all her beautiful fall decor out, up, down, around, and any other which way. She placed a couple SUPERDUPER tiny pumpkins out on the table. My brother didn't think they were real and proceeded knocking one on the side of the table.<br />Mommy yelled.<br />Brock just justified himself by saying thats how you see if they are hollow?<br />they weren't.<br /><br />Anyways, these pumpkins totally reminded me of when i worked at the ranch last fall! It reminded me of our wonderful, quality, and down right plentiful pumpkin patch. Yupp just sniff the sarcasm people.<br /><br />The boss would come out and let us know someone called in for the wagon ride and pumpkin patch.<br />We'd then proceed to take the boss's big truck and trailor and fill it with pumpkins big and small.<br />Then, we drive them out to a giant weed patch.<br />We'd continue to unload them and put them in random spots and really try to spread them out so "they looked like they actually grew out there."<br /><br />This memory gave me the giggles:D then mommy said post it on your blog!<br />so .....<br /><br />I did.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#ff6666;">p.s._ here's a tip...don't sit on any cold benches</span></em><br /><em><span style="color:#ff6666;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="color:#ff6666;">-Gilmore Girls</span></em>Jessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2328561291007983046.post-19577419313157038302008-08-21T16:33:00.000-07:002008-08-21T16:52:35.730-07:00models=stupidity<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">so dude i was totally watching America's Next Top Model before i went to work today.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">wow where do i start?!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">so this show is where "most awesomest" is considered correct grammar, and the biggest threat being thrown around is "touch me one more time i'll sue you!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">but by far the best today was the girl who one day will be "completely blind."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">These dudettes totally had to model down a runway in a dark club or something. The blind chick said she was worried because she is legally blind during the day and "pretty much" totally blind at night. She wanted a sneak peak at the runway in fear of biffing it i guess. They wouldn't let her though because that would be like totally not fair to the other chicks. So she's like tweaking out right? but finally chills out when she gets out there and WOAH! Thank Goodness! ... There's glitter on the runway!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">wow... since when does glitter help you see better? i don't stinkin know! i was thinking maybe you can see because of the random lights shining on the runway... but hey it makes more sense that the glitter would help her see right!? </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">So yeah needless to say ... she wasn't even the one to fall.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Some dumb chick named Brittany or something (no family reference here) totally tripped over nothing of course and biffed it. And she totally couldn't believe it! she LOVES runway and her worst nightmare is falling on the runway! </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">and i thought OH-MY-GOOSHY-GOODNESS! That's like totally my worst nightmare too!!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">............................................... did i mention i'm kind of sarcastic???</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">p.s._ babette ate oatmeal</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"> ~Gilmore Girls</span>Jessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2328561291007983046.post-49993331640857584022008-08-02T17:58:00.000-07:002008-08-02T18:09:14.454-07:00Noah's Ark<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ok first of all, I don't even know if there is an apostrophe in Noah's Ark on the sign dude. I just figured that's the correct grammar so it better be there.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Anyways, yeah! Today we went to Noah's Ark as a youth group right? Right. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">So it was AWESOMELY fun and well I went in the wave pool and the lazy river. Yeah so I'm a little scared of water rides, and pools, and anything to do with water besides showers and drinking it. But I will have you know that the lazy river wasn't JUST a lazy river. It was the Adventure River ok? So give me a little credit there people.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">But um yeah... It took me like 10 minutes to finally go under the water in the wave pool BECAUSE there are like little children everywhere (as opposed to big children I guess? although there were some of those). Anyway, I figured if I went under and they didn't see me, one could totally like sit on me in the water and my head would slam the bottom of the pool floor(as opposed to the top pool floor? wow I'm on a roll) and I would totally drown and never come up!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The Justin (Brittany's boyfriend for those who don't know) told me that would be highly unlikely... except with way more sarcasm and attitude. But still yo! It's a possibility. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">So just thought I'd share my fear of water and anything to do with it besides showering and drinking it. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">p.s._ Oy with the poodles already!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"> -Gilmore Girls</span>Jessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2328561291007983046.post-6494232775592672422008-07-07T18:02:00.001-07:002008-07-07T18:04:04.559-07:00surprisingly enough...<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">I STINKIN LOVE THIS MCDONALDS STUFF DUDE</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">so now its the readers turn to be sarcastic and leave all their comments about how i was wrong :D</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Have fun with that... :/<br />i'll just hide in the mccrew room and rot<br /><br /><br /></span></span>Jessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2328561291007983046.post-55023525733254532372008-06-23T16:45:00.000-07:002008-06-23T16:51:58.745-07:00JOE JONAS=THE LOVE OF MY LIFE<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">SETTING:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Watching Camp Rock in the living room.<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br />SYDNEY</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">: Doesn't </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Joe Jonas</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> remind you of Uncle Jesse on Full House?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">MOM</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">: No, he does remind me of someone though. I can't figure it out.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">ME</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">My future husband<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">maybe???</span><br /><br /><a href="http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii142/onalover_5/?action=view&current=jojojpg-2-1-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii142/onalover_5/jojojpg-2-1-1.jpg" alt="joe jonas" border="0" /></a>Jessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2328561291007983046.post-17241597263419220182008-06-19T19:58:00.000-07:002008-06-19T20:17:54.771-07:00I'm Back... Again.<span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Ok yea...</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I'm back. Try to stop jumping for joy.</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I figured I just need somewhere to share things about my life and the oh so fascinating lives around me. So as you read this, try to pretend like you care and I'll pretend like I can see you pretending to care. I mean isn't that how this blogging stuff works? </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Ok so...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I got a job at McDonalds today. And before you ask, yes i did look into other cults but this one payed. So Tuesday is the big day. The day I start a new chapter in my life. It shall be exciting... I mean who doesn't love grease soaking into their pores as little children puke on plastic balls that just so happen to be impossible to clean.And don't forget your fire-breathing manager yelling at you for doing something you're pretty sure she asked you to do in the first place, and of course the annoying old people who smell like coffee, tobacco, and soap all mixed together that should go back to school and learn that the 't' in fillet is silent. </span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Yes, I know what awaits me at this torture chamber. But this grease-bucket doesn't know what I have to bring to the table! Yes people, I will dominate the Sparta McDonalds at a very small price of $6 an hour. Trust me, they'll be thanking me.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">So</span> besides basketball, McDonalds shall be my new life. Hey it was either McDonalds or Scrubway... And frankly, I still have some doubt that the dude with the funny glasses and tripped out smile used to fit in those huge pants WHICH he brings like everywhere.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">So yea</span> I'll try to keep ya'll posted on this blog thingy.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">_ p.s. when life gives you lemons... first make sure there is enough to make lemonade. </span>Jessica.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05506467970522100761noreply@blogger.com2